Grape Ape.
Over 40-feet high
Grape Ape.
Just a little bit shy
Grape Ape.
For a super strong guy
Yup, that's me.
The great, Grape Ape
Grape Ape.
If he comes to your town
Grape Ape.
He will really put down
Grape Ape.
Any bad guy around
The great, Grape Ape
What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.
Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.
The big, big, big, big, gorilla
Grape Ape.
I do not recommend
He is one to offend
Grape Ape.
So be sure he's your friend
Better be sure.
The great, Grape Ape
Yup, that's me.
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That's the way, purple pal.
Keep goin'.
These push-ups are really gonna put us in shape.
4,007, 4,008, 4,009.
Let's go faster, Grape. Come on, that's it.
4,010, 4,011, ha.
Hey, Grape, don't tell me you're gettin' tired.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
Nope, not tired.
Attaboy.
Not tired.
Pooped.
Isn't that cute?
He's sleepin' like a lil' old baby, huh.
I think I'll join him.
G-G-Grape Ape?
Uh, G-Grape!
That lil' old devil.
Why, he's been hidin' all that talent.
Ain't nobody gonna believe this.
I'm gonna take me some movies.
I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
I believe it!
Oh, hello there.
Hey, buddy, that was the greatest show I ever saw.
You are sensational.
Who, me?
Huh, I've got every move right here on film.
Grape Ape, I am gonna make you a star.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what is it?
I'm J. Waldo Huckster, I'm busy.
What do you want?
Uh, I am, um, B. Worthington Beagle.
Uh, Mr. Huckster, you are a lucky man indeed.
My friend and I have come here to offer you the first chance
at the greatest act in the history of show business.
Friend, I don't see no friend.
Uh, right here.
Oh, excuse me.
Yeow, a gorillalalalala!
Hey, hold it, hold it.
You're gonna hurt his feelings.
Me, hurt the feelings of a 40-foot gorilla?
Not in a million years.
Nobody's that stupid.
Just wait 'till you see these movies
of my purple pal in action.
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
Yes, sir, you certainly will, ha.
Now, look at this next little trick he does.
Oh, he's great, huh, Mr. Huckster?
Great, nah, he's raw, inexperienced.
He needs a lot of work.
Okay, then I'll take him to another promoter.
You're right, he's great.
Now, you're talkin' business.
Have I got smasharoo plans for him, huh-huh.
You wanna hear 'em? Good, I'll tell ya, just listen.
Now here, we have your typical Grand Canyon.
Do you know how many people can fit in here?
Thousands, millions, and we're gonna charge 'em
ten bucks a head.
Uh, no, make that twenty bucks a head
just to see Grape Ape in action.
Yes siree, bub, this will be the hottest promotion
of my red hot career.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
this is Krunker Walltie, and here's the news of the day.
The most spectacular sporting event of all time
is scheduled to take place next week in the Grand Canyon.
A previously unknown acrobatic daredevil name Group Ape,
or Grape Ape, or well, whatever,
will attempt to cross the canyon on a wire one inch in diameter,
hopping across on one hand.
All experts agree that this exploit is absolutely impossible.
Good luck, Mr. Group Ape, ugh, Grape Ape, ugh, Gra...
well, whatever.
Hmm, this way to the Grand Canyon.
See the great Grape Ape.
Grape Ape, gorilla of the year.
Sold out.
Hey, Grape, look at here.
Here's a great picture of you.
Oh, yeah, I'll take it home to my mommy.
No, Grape, don't, don't, Grape.
Sorry.
That's okay, buddy.
As long as the car still runs.
Here, you climb back to the top of the cliff
and pull us up with this rope.
Climb to the top, me?
Oh, no, no, no.
No way, no way.
A daredevil like you, afraid of a little hill, ha?
Come on now, pal.
Stop clownin'. Climb up there.
No way, no way.
You stay here, I'll climb up and get us help.
Okay, Beegley Beagley.
I'll take my beauty nap.
Some beauty.
Gr...Grape Ape.
Hey, he's walkin' in his sleep.
I've got it, I've got it.
Awake, he's chicken.
Asleep, he's super ape.
Now, if I can only figure out how to get him sleep
at the right time.
[Grand Canyon home of our hero Grape Ape]
[If he makes it]
Here we are, ladies and gentlemen,
at the top of the Grand Canyon
all set to bring you my usual fascinating
play-by-play report of a top sport's event.
Today, we are to witness a ridiculous, impossible effort,
by an ordinary, inexperienced 40-foot purple gorilla,
to cross this incredible, dangerous canyon
on a very thin rope and on one hand.
Will he succeed?
Ha-ha-ha, don't make me laugh.
Faster, purp, faster.
5,008, 5,009, 5,010.
Last time, you calmed down after only 4,000 push-ups.
Are you sure you're not tired?
Nope, not tired.
Whew, I thought I'd never get him to sleep.
Boy, he really wore me out, ha-ha.
Yes, the thoughtless and intrepid Grape Ape
is crossing the Grand Canyon on one hand.
I repeat, one hand, just as I said he would.
What a stupendous, incredible fellow he is,
just as I said he was.
Go big champ, go.
Grape Ape, Grape Ape?
Grape, where are ya Grape?
Oh-oh, poor Grape Ape, he must be lost.
I gotta find him.
Grape Ape, Grape, answer me Grape.
Oh, Grape, answer me wherever you are.
Hey, it's Beegley Beagley.
Hey, pal, where are ya?
Uh-oh,
help!
Just a little farther, buddy.
You can do it, now.
Come on, now, come on.
Nope, no way, no way.
I'm a goner.
Bye, bye, Beegley Beagley.
Hey, look now, purp.
Look what I got here.
A hero sandwich, with mustard and pickles.
Come and get it, now, come on.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, Grape Ape.
Wow, you did it, Grape, you did it.
You're the greatest, the most sensational,
you are the best, ha-ha-ha.
Well, here you are, fellas,
the most successful promotion of my entire career.
Well, uh, we liked it too, Mr. Huckster, ha-ha.
And that was only the beginning.
Now, we...
Uh, nope, uh, n-o-p, uh, nope, ha-ha.
What do you mean, nope?
I mean nope.
I'm not gonna risk my pal's life again for anything.
Come on, Grape, let's go home.
Okay, Beegley Beagley.
We uh...
Uh-oh, I'm scared.
It's too high.
Uh, anymore questions, Mr. Huckster?
Grape Ape.
Hmm, The Middle Of Nowhere.
Population zero.
Ha, what a place to get us a flat tire.
Uh, pump this up for me, will you, Grape Ape?
Sure, Beegley Beagley.
Uh, that's enough, pal.
Ha, that's big enough for a truck already.
Uh, I said, hold it.
Sorry, I got carried away.
Well, that's okay.
Just give it to me.
Sure, Beeg.
Whoops.
Well, Grape Ape, it's lucky we got us a spare.
I'll put it on, Beegley Beagley.
Wee.
Terrific, Grape Ape.
Now, put the car down so I can turn on the sports report.
You know I never miss it.
And so The International Olympic Games will have to start
without the United States team.
Hey, how come?
I said, they were snowed in by a freak snowstorm
that surrounded their hotel.
They won't be able to get out until the snow
melts next spring. Weren't you listening?
Uh, huh, oh, ha-ha, oh, I'm sorry
Wow, what a sorehead.
Hey, did you hear that, purp?
I can't imagine the Olympics without our team
in there fightin' to win, huh?
Yeah, too bad, Beegley.
Wait a minute, Grape Ape.
I got me an idea.
You're gonna substitute for the entire U.S. team.
It's the only patriotic thing to do.
Yeah, come on, let's go see the coach.
Gee, me, a star.
Huh-huh-huh-huh,
that's the funniest thing I ever heard.
You, you're gonna replace our entire U.S. team?
Uh, well, not me, my pal here, Grape Ape.
You mean, that 40-foot purple, uh...
Excuse me.
Me, me, me, me, me. Oh, that's better.
Gorillalalalala!
It looks like we got the game sewed up.
I mean, there's not another athlete in the world
who can compete with that great Grape Ape.
[Keep out! Property of the government of Evilonia]
Remember, you are the two million Krockneck-man
and that all these super athletes in the world
together can't beat you.
It is true,
I have hoped you would be a six million Krockneck-man,
but Evilonia is a poor, downtrodden country.
Up until this moment, my greatest invention
was my instant snowstorm surprise.
Ha-ha-ha,
imagine how surprised the U.S. team was to find itself
snowed in on a hot, summer day.
But now, my super star, you are my greatest invention.
You will break every world record at The International Olympics,
and change Evilonia from downtrodden to up-trodden.
And now, if you just step into this for the finishing touch.
I will call you Krockneck for short.
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Howard Nozel of weird world of sports.
Psst, here.
And I'm standing next to Krockneck,
that super star of the athletic world from Evilonia.
Psst, down here.
That's better.
Welcome to weird world of sports, Krockneck,
are you ready for this next great event,
the pole vault?
I am ready for this next great event, the pole vault.
Just look at that, ladies and gentlemen.
Krockneck has asked the officials to put the cross bar
up to one hundred feet.
And now, Krockneck of Evilonia is on his way to his first jump.
Will he make it, ladies and gentlemen?
Huh-huh-huh, what a stupid, silly question.
He did it, folks.
Krockneck of Evilonia has set a new world's record of 100 feet.
But now, ladies and gentlemen, ready to take his turn is,
Grape Ape of the United States.
Will he go even higher?
And now, coach Beegle is bringing Grape Ape's special pole.
I asked the judges to put the bar up as high as it could go.
And there, ladies and gentlemen,
is the jump that's really out of sight.
and here he comes.
Wow, he's really frosted.
He'll have to be defrosted before the next event.
Ah-choo!
How 'bout that?
Instant defrost.
Grape Ape has set a new world's record of 30,000 feet.
And now, fans, it's time for the shot put event.
And Krockneck of Evilonia has promised to break the record,
as he prepares to heave the regulation of 16 pound shot.
With a little help from his friend, huh-huh-huh.
What a tremendous toss.
The officials are on their way to measure it now,
ladies and gentlemen.
What, it looks like he's done.
He has set a new world's record of 102 feet, but,
how long will it stand?
Okay, purple pal, here's your shot put.
Now, give it all you got.
And now, Grape Ape starts his move.
The official distance of Grape Ape's toss, two feet.
Krockneck has won the point for Evilonia.
We have a tie score going into the mile run.
On your marks, get set...
Go, Krockneck, go, for Evilonia.
Wow, look at Krockneck go for Evilonia.
Why, he's the Evilonia express.
Come on, Grape Ape, he's almost at the finish line.
Don't just stand there.
Step on it.
Okay, Beegley Beagley.
- Yay! - Yay!
Grape Ape wins by a foot.
And the score is now Evilonia one, the U.S. two.
As the games continue, we move into the basketball court
with Evilonia trailing by one point.
What a jump, folks.
They've gone right through the roof.
What a game.
Two points for Evilonia and the U.S.
and neither team has shot the ball yet.
So, he wants the ball, eh, my pet?
Well, we have plenty of basketballs for him.
Well, I've got something that'll really floor you.
Evilonia scores.
And that's the end of the game.
Evilonia wins.
And at the end of The International Olympics Summer Games,
the score is tied at Evilonia two, U.S. two.
Welcome to the summer version of The International
Olympic Winter Games here in the Swiss Alps
for the tie-breaking event that will decide the winner
of the Olympics, the exciting ski jumping.
Okay, Grape Ape, shush.
Gotcha, coach.
Geronimo!
And there goes Grape Ape.
What a fantastic jump.
And now, it's Krockneck of Evilonia's turn.
There he goes folks, a beautiful take off,
but I don't know how Krockneck
can possibly beat Grape Ape's fantastic jump.
We do, don't we, my little pet?
Boy, look at him fly, just like a helicopter.
It sure looks like he's gonna beat Grape Ape's jump.
And everything looks like it's on the up and up.
Well, might as well go over and congratulate Kozorckin.
Congratulations, it sure looks like you've...whoops.
Well, that's the way the Krockneck crumbles.
How 'bout that, Grape Ape?
You won the Olympics all by yourself.
Yeah, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Congratulations, this is the highest honor
we have ever bestowed in the history
of The International Olympics.
You are a hero, Grape Ape.
Yeah, hero, Grape Ape, Grape Ape.
By : Reza Fa.